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Jeff Dunham


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Dashing trough the sand,

with the bombs strapped to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

for christmas in Iraq!

I got trough checkpoint A,

but not trough checkpoint B,

thats when I got shot in the ass by US military!

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

Myn blew up you see,

where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promissed me?

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

US soldier shot me dead,

He only think that I have left this town of **Kamraehem**...!

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off!

My bombing days are done,

I need to find some work,

perhaps it would be much safer as **convinient store night clerve(oziroma kar za boga rece :bleh: )

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

I think I got screwed,

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!! :beer:

Masterpiece! :hyper:

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